15 posts tagged quill
“Girl. I mentally shat an orgasm reading that. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHIT AN ORGASM? BLUEBERRY FUCKING CHEESECAKE FUCKING MUFFINS. THAT’S HOW.”
Quill:: For my living room I want window treatments. I want a lot of bold masculine colors.
Me:: What's "window treatments"?
Quill:: "Window treatments" is a fancy HGTV (homos, gays, transvestites) word for mini blinds, drapes, etc.
Me:: I always thought it was something to keep termites out.
Me:: I wish I was a gay guy. I'd be a stand-up comedian. Every stand-up comedian needs a *thing*..like being gay or Asian or fat...I mean I'm fat, but I'm not fat enough to make jokes about being fat ALLLLLLLLL the time like that one fat guy who's a comedian...ummmm ummmm.... What's his name??