minus the actual lyrics,
the actual commentary is how I feel about everything played on mainstream, syndicated radio in the 21st Century.

"and that’s a number one hit - [no] that’s a piece of shit."

:qws:

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  • #granny #video #someone else probably posted this somewhere but it's on my shit now #hilarious #music #disgusting
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Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On
(song has been in my head for months)

One YouTube commentor states:

"Their lives are gay;
Their lives are full of [sperm]”

Unheard lyrics. 
(Accurate)

:qws:

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  • #90s #vintage #gay #hilarious #lyrics #music #video #audio #house music #Nightcrawlers
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  • #hilarious #kittens #cats #kitty #screenshot #Baltimore #reblog
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  • #sex #text #sexting #open mind #self-improvement #esteem #hilarious #truth
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I needed a distraction from that last post. So here.

:qws:

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  • #video #hilarious #comedy #music #distraction #i shouldn't be posting anyway
  • 1 year ago

French cut green beans

the only thing that makes me gag other than being overly ambitious.

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  • #gag reflex #green beans #vegetables #ambitious #encouragement #hilarious #truth
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This is the most important documentary I’ve ever seen.

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  • #film #Maryland Film Festival #Centrifuge #short film #documentary #hilarious #comedy
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  • #tornado #photography #amazing #bold #hilarious
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You know what would go great with this sugar bread? Some frozen sugar milk

Jim Gaffigan on Ice Cream & Cake
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  • #ice cream #cake #quote #comedy #hilarious #Jim Gaffigan #he's my new thing #OMG THAT'S MY NAME!
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  • #sublet #room #awesome #Baltimore #advertisement #hilarious #adventure
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if we can have slave ghosts in the year 2013, surely i can be a ghost in 3000

Preci
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  • #quote #hilarious #ghosts #preci #reincarnation
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In a ValuVillage thrift store: Almost bought a Village People vinyl. Then I remembered I have MyVidster.

My Twitter Timeline November 2011
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  • #Thanksgiving #holiday #kids #adulthood #hilarious #comic #the oatmeal
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my mushy brain

  • Why does YouTube auto-complete exactly what I’m looking for if there’s no fucking video to go with it.
  • My mother saw my Facebook page by way of a third party and told me I do NOT work at Caldor. Mom. Go home. You’re drunk.
  • "Go home, Buddy. I work alone." famous words that I wish I could say to my coworker every day.
  • "Go home, Buddy. I work alone.": the video I searched for on YouTube.
  • I HAD AN ENTIRE PIZZA SITTING RIGHT HERE JUST A MOMENT AGO! #ReasonsToUseAnEnema
  • Remember the landlords reaction to Prince Akeem & Semmi’s apartment after they remodeled? Yeah that’s what I imagine my landlord thinks every time she brings maintenance or inspectors through my crib. Boss.

trains.

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