Sugar Milk

A NSFW Blog:

Writer. Researcher. Observer. Aspiring minimalist. Photographer. Music collector. Social Drinker. Sex enthusiast. Urban. Queer. Accepting. Public Transportation.
Spring and Autumn Memoir

Penis Available between 8am and 5pm

I hate the fact that I’m more sexually charged, driven, motivated whatever - while I’m at work. It’s like while I’m at my desk that’s the time I’m thinking about dick, or sex, or beaters, or porn, or buicks, or grand marquis, or baby oil gel, or wet or whatever. 

But as soon as 5:00 hits….

Don’t come texting my phone telling me what you wanna do to me, how you wanna do it, where we can do it, when you’re available, when we’re going to date, etc. etc. Bitch it’s after 5:00….the only thing you need to be texting me is where the liquor is and how much I can get for one Abraham Lincoln-branded greenback.

Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you, to my right now.(No matter when you’re reading this - it’s my right now)
:qws: 

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you, to my right now.
(No matter when you’re reading this - it’s my right now)

:qws: 

(Source: tempys01, via franksandbeanz)

There are times when I think that half of Baltimore fucked the other half….and a little bit of Virginia, also.

—D. I. Kimbrough