Sugar Milk
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Writer. Researcher. Observer. Aspiring minimalist. Photographer. Music collector. Social Drinker. Sex enthusiast. Urban. Queer. Accepting. Public Transportation.
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SIRI just read the fuck outta me...
Me:: Send an SMS to Tom Wallace
Her:: I'm sorry, I don't see a Tom Wallis in your contacts. Did you mean Tom Wallace?
Me:: Yes
Her:: What would you like to say?
Me:: "Hey we still have to make a trip to IKEA. I hope your day is going okay. Hit me when you can."
Her:: "A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unecessary parts" -William Strunk
[Now] would you like to tell me that again using fewer words?
When Men (me) Use Lotion As Lube
When Men Use Lotion as Lube
1. it feels amazing when you’re beating it
2. you can’t tell what’s nut and what’s lotion afterwards
3. you clean off
4. it itches
5. it really itches
6. you’re in public but you can’t scratch
7. you get home and you figure out the best way to scratch the hell out of the itch
8. after 20 minutes of scratching, yes, you gave yourself herpes.
It’s horrific. Then the healing begins which is like, wow - the skin of my dick has dandruff like a bitch. It turns all flaky. And essentially you’re too embarrassed to get head from anyone because your dick looks like it got stung by a bee, ran out into traffic, and didn’t survive.
“Yeah - you and I need to have a talk, but first, listen to this dope CD I burned for you.”
God to me upon entering heaven.
love cap
Be Like:: Heartbeat
What it is:: Blood flow
Be Like:: Erected Feelings
What it is:: Thrust
Be Like:: into my mouth and erupt inside of me; our love unites
What it is:: invade my heartspace with it. i want it to run down your cheekbones and slip sloppily off your chin. screaming about how much you love...as it lands on your chest
Be Like:: rub it in. smear it across. spread yourself over me - expansion. i'm suspended in love with you. i love with you.
What it is:: fuck me with it
Be Like:: fill you with it
What it is:: amor sticky; love funky; eros juicy; agape tasty; drunk with overflow. open.wet. love
Be Like:: ...our love
What it is:: absotively
Be Like:: ...our love
Be Like:: hi. hello. hey...