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I needed a distraction from that last post. So here.
This is the most important documentary I’ve ever seen.
- i look back at old photos i’ve taken and old compositions i’ve written and i say, “somewhere inside of me there’s still a very possible greatness that needs to be rediscovered.”
- i used to be a great writer.
- i used to be a great photographer
- when people (guys) tell me they’re horny, i automatically join in and get horny too.
- as a result, i’m pretty absolute that tina belcher is my spirit animal. she’s obsessed with coitus, butts, and raunch.
i need a nap.
You know what would go great with this sugar bread? Some frozen sugar milk
—Jim Gaffigan on Ice Cream & Cake
what he said…
What sort of conversation ensues when rapper Young Jeezy meets Betty White? The “I Do” rapper tweeted “With the OG Betty White.” He and the “Golden Girl” were backstage at the “Conan” show waitin gto speak with the animated host where they bumped heads.
-The Urban Daily
"we also specialize in homosexual hairdos." Quite honestly that’s all that matters.
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