- Guest: so I take it I'm late?
- Me: a lil bit.
- Guest: Dammit
- Me: I would say that you're MTA-late but....that would imply that you're inconsistent and unreliable and I can't insult you like that.
- Guest: LMFAO I told someone they were bus-late and they literally passed away from hysterical laughter.
- Me: Bus late is strong as shit. If a woman say her period is bus-late, that means she's already in her 6th trimester.