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Writer. Researcher. Observer. Aspiring minimalist. Photographer. Music collector. Social Drinker. Sex enthusiast. Urban. Queer. Accepting. Public Transportation.
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Posts tagged bus

Bus-Late

  • Guest: so I take it I'm late?
  • Me: a lil bit.
  • Guest: Dammit
  • Me: I would say that you're MTA-late but....that would imply that you're inconsistent and unreliable and I can't insult you like that.
  • Guest: LMFAO I told someone they were bus-late and they literally passed away from hysterical laughter.
  • Me: Bus late is strong as shit. If a woman say her period is bus-late, that means she's already in her 6th trimester.