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This is Frankie’s Epic 4th Annual 25th Birthday with a Wizard of Oz theme.

Sleep Mode

If typing in all caps is “yelling at someone”:

  • Frankie and I scream at each other whenever we get sleepy at work.
  • If this was real life we’d be deaf because not only is it all caps, but it’s size 72 font.
  • can you imagine, calmly saying, “I’m sleepy” at the decibal of a firetruck?
  • we wouldn’t get much nodding off done.
  • bullets were completely unnecessary for this.

:qws:

“Girl. I mentally shat an orgasm reading that. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHIT AN ORGASM? BLUEBERRY FUCKING CHEESECAKE FUCKING MUFFINS. THAT’S HOW.”

Quill (via franksandbeanz)

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8 please.Thanks. I haven’t had a really good drinking night [with Frankie] in soo long. I miss Upper Marlboro. I miss Delveckio. I miss breaking my neck to watch ESPN shit that I wasn’t interested in. And making friends. And trying my best to make sure I was blinking correctly and not being drunk wit it. And Dashawn. And salad bars. And taking turns pissing behind the AFRO Newspaper building…because we wouldn’t make it to the Safeway. And when we would make it to the safeway, we’d have conversations about penis size and without realizing, using merchandise in the baby aisle to demonstrate. And leaving our barstools to go straight to the Catholic church at the corner of 29th and Charles and praying on the steps for 7 miracles, the KONY children, and for our jobs to adjust our pay to match how much weight we gained and couldn’t lose. And watching Wipeout while doing shots of everything. And waking up the next day, going to work, and using our cell phones to recall the events of the previous night. I miss good, clean, wholesome, “Yes I’m judging everyone else for being sober”, fuckery. It should happen soon. And with no one except mi loca Preciosa. :qws: 

8 please.
Thanks.

I haven’t had a really good drinking night [with Frankie] in soo long. I miss Upper Marlboro. I miss Delveckio. I miss breaking my neck to watch ESPN shit that I wasn’t interested in. And making friends. And trying my best to make sure I was blinking correctly and not being drunk wit it.

And Dashawn. And salad bars. And taking turns pissing behind the AFRO Newspaper building…because we wouldn’t make it to the Safeway. And when we would make it to the safeway, we’d have conversations about penis size and without realizing, using merchandise in the baby aisle to demonstrate.

And leaving our barstools to go straight to the Catholic church at the corner of 29th and Charles and praying on the steps for 7 miracles, the KONY children, and for our jobs to adjust our pay to match how much weight we gained and couldn’t lose.

And watching Wipeout while doing shots of everything. And waking up the next day, going to work, and using our cell phones to recall the events of the previous night.

I miss good, clean, wholesome, “Yes I’m judging everyone else for being sober”, fuckery. It should happen soon. And with no one except mi loca Preciosa.

:qws: 

“I was in jail when Rainbow’s daughter got killed.”

Guy on York Road

Ms. Syphilis if you're nasty...

  • Frankie:: I wonder if Phyllis is short for Syphilis.

  • Me:: Oh god.... her girlfriends call her Phyllis and Syph Syph.

  • Frankie:: Syph Syph, Ms. Syphilis, if you're nasty O_O

  • Comment/convo bombing a friend's facebook wall. The original status message was about the weather.

“You ever change your mind in the middle of swallowing something?”

Frankie

“I abort my kids with every mountain dew and xtube download, it’s sad.”

Quill (via franksandbeanz)

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story.of.my.life(especially on Sundays) 

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(especially on Sundays) 

This is Legitimately Happening Right Now

franksandbeanz:

Me: My boss is asking me to put a query together. I’ve never done it!!! He said to use my notes from the meeting we had 2 months ago.

Quill (co-worker): That long arm’d short hair’d woman you drew ain’t gon’ have shit to tell you.

Me: Exactly.


My notes from that meeting:


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Currently Celebrating my 4th Annual 25th Birthday.(ins. by Frankie, apple, clarks, and shit) 

Currently Celebrating my 4th Annual 25th Birthday.
(ins. by Frankie, apple, clarks, and shit) 

“OMG yesterday I went to bed at 5:00 this morning!”

Frankie

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TGIT

  1. my current layout makes me want to write really long posts.
  2. today has been one of the best days i’ve had in weeks.
  3. i’m happy to announce, on a scale of 1-10, today is a whopping 8.9
  4. the bitchassness of bitches found my rent check. i can finally resume with my regularly scheduled program
  5. my stomach got its act together
  6. went to the hairdresser and finally decided to participate with this whole No-shave-ember bullshit. Note: i told my barber if it don’t look right, it’s getting cut off this time next week.
  7. all my bills are paid. all of them.
  8. i have cereal in my house. cereal.
  9. alcohol, currently, makes me want something sexual around me.
  10. today’s work day was productive and distracted, simultaneously.
  11. i had a dream about underweater winnebagos last night.
  12. i need more alcohol. i, once again, failed to tell lisa that my alcohol consumption has increased ridiculously.
  13. i want sex.
  14. went to Upper Marlboro with Frankie. it’s not THAT enjoyable while sitting at the bar, but it’s hella fun walking down Charles Street. it was my turn to take a piss in the well lit alley.
  15. the slow stroll home had me nonchalant as shit about the possibility of danger in the dark
  16. tomorrow is friday
  17. work projects is 80% caught up. 
  18. home projects is 60% behind.
  19. i want sky lanterns to be lifted off of my balcony on 1/1/12
  20. i want to go underground next week. leave this slow computer ass device of a smartphone home for awhile

i want more alcohol and i wanna tunasub.

:qws:

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