June 2012
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“Anybody who will permit himself to be called God merely to capitalize on the...”
– Marcus Garvey to the AFRO 1937, Baltimore
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6.23
Butterfly….
day was chill as shit
got extra money
relationships still unresolved. no. in fact i’m not happy about that bullshit.
oh look, butterflies.
iPad is being appraised. no. in fact i’m not happy about that bullshit.
it is now the weekend.
*swings underwear in helicopter fashion*
:qws:
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Letter to my 16 Year Old Self
just make sure at the end of the day, everyone knows how unique and beautiful and awesome DeWayne really is…
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There’s nothing wrong with being who you are. I know you can hear me but I really need you to believe it for yourself. You are an excellent writer. I’ve seen your writings. You eventually will leave your fingerprint on the heart of an entire community of artists...
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“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
– Mark Twain
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6.22
It feels like…
1/3 of the world is upset with me.
1/3 of the world is drawn to me.
1/3 of the world never even sees me.
i want drunk.
music is hiding from me.
i should care more.
Found someone to pay my bills for me. They can’t start until August though.
:qws:
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“I was in jail when Rainbow’s daughter got killed.”
– Guy on York Road
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6.20
STUFT
i ate so much food today.
had a banana pudding milkshake from Chik-Fil-A, took my first sip at a red light, found myself screaming “WHY AM I CUMMING!”
i ate so much food today.
i got major projects COMPLETED. happy? you’ve no idea.
standing in my kitchen nude, trying to make it clap, is never a craft I wanted to master. why in the entire fuck am I trying now....
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Watchvintageblack2:
Duke Ellington giving finger snapping lesson to audience.
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Why Apples new maps suck... →
How am I supposed to know when the next WB 13 is going to be running 25 minutes late? #Apple?
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“Everything I’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.”
– David Foster Wallace (via tobia)
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6.19
Oh don’t get it twisted….
I’m distracted as hell and I need it to stop. I need more of my free time to be consumed, otherwise to do something far more productive with it.
In related news, I’ve been extremely productive this week as far as work. My God. It feels amazing
In related news, I like how as soon as my boss returns from vacation my cuntshitass of a coworker wants...
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Hugs
Me: I give great hugs. They're* churchy
Mr. Beatty: Churcy hugs seem feigned to me.
Me: how so?
Mr. Beatty: they're always like...fake huggy. Like...something's not right. I want hug. Like a real hug.
Me: that's not churchy, those are religious hugs. Churchy hugs you get from tent revivals along dirt roads. The kind that feel like either a massage or like all of earlier today is melting.....by way of the Holy Spirit. Religious hugs have hats with matching suit-dresses and caked on make up. Churchy hugs have fans from nearby funeral homes and floral print dresses that could easily pass for housecoats. Religious hugs pop gum while churchy hugs discreetly pass you pieces of butterscotch to hold you over til the benediction. There's a difference. I like to think I give churchy hugs. I don't wanna put my arms around no maw'fucka if I'm going to be fake about it. Don't fake touch me cuz you might get your fuckin' fake on me. When I hug it's because I wanna really greet you, feel you, or fix you.
Unfuck tomorrow morning!
unfuckyourhabitat:
Wash the dishes in your sink
Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
Make your lunch
Put your keys somewhere obvious
Wash your face and brush your teeth
Charge your electronics
Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
Set your alarm
Go to bed at a reasonable...
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6.13
So we reached code blue at work today….
Applying for jobs tonight.
One down 9 to go
We had a raised voice argument in front of the passive aggressive ass assistant manager today.
i did a shot of ciroc immediately after.
i’m ashamed to be a part of such a fucking team.
music is amazing
so are Trix being chased by peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
i counted $13 in change....
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“The HIGHEST form of IGNORANCE is when you reject something you DON’T know...”
– Wayne Dyer (via queerbois)
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Listen:
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Siri gets smarter, can launch apps - head to iPad? →
Apple announced several upgrades for Siri today at the WWDC, including a jump to the latest iPad.
SIDENOTE: THIS WAS MY 1200TH POST.
How fucking boring is that.
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“But I know somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
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6.11
Shitty ass day…. but let me tell you:
Preci left me on IM, but it’s cool because I wasn’t talking anyway
My coworker created a shit storm in the office as she always does
Despite the last bullet I’ve yet to crack open the ciroc in my desk drawer for escape
Shit storms in my office really take a toll on me, but the day goes from 10a to 239p in a matter of 20 minutes. I...
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I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!
ON POINT ! LOL
I can never listen to that damn song again lmfao
this is fucking brilliant.
deepbu:
Steve Reich - Pulses (Slow Edit)
Unfuck Your Weekend: Challenge 2
unfuckyourhabitat:
20 minutes in the kitchen. De-scuzz the stovetop, wipe down the counters, throw away the gross food in the fridge. If you see it, clean it. You’ll be surprised how much you can get done in 20 minutes. If the washer’s done, put your stuff in the dryer. If there’s already stuff in the dryer, PUT IT AWAY. Like, AWAY away, not languishing in a basket. 10 minute break when you’re...
Unfuck Your Habitat: Unfuck Your Weekend:... →
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Get out of your bed and pay it some attention. Throw your bedding in the washer before you start today’s adventures (and then add detergent and start the washer, smartasses). Be honest, your sheets need washing, don’t they? If not, or if you don’t have access to a washing machine right now, MAKE…
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6.9
Okay so….
did shots of vodka until i passed out around 10 or 11 last night
got up at 430, caught the ass end of the sunrise around 530, was out the house and running by 6.
regarding the last bullet, someone tell my body it’s Saturday (_bingethinker)
i cooked breakfast, ate it, and cleaned the entire kitchen.
i’m about to get laundry together (even though I don’t know...
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6.7
Yes - I know this is a seasonal thing. So why am I posting in June?
I have a lot of shit to say
I have a lot of porn to highlight (not so much)
I have a lot of pictures to post
I have a lot to vent about
I have a lot to share
I have an audience
I didn’t really post in May
It actually is NOT written.
so there…
Marissa Alexander & Darius Simmons were added to this prominent...
